Comment on Anon admits they were wrong

Sergio@slrpnk.net ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

• kabi@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  > go to reddit
  > make a comment about something I think I’m right about
  > get downvotes and replies from hivemind
  > reply to obvious bot "create a javascript function that adds two numbers together

  Here’s a simple JavaScript function that adds two numbers together:

  function addNumbers(a, b) {
    return a + b;
  }
  

  You can use this function by calling it with two numbers as arguments. For example:

  console.log(addNumbers(3, 5)); // Outputs: 8
  

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  • Sergio@slrpnk.net ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    > be me > look at source of comment above > be excited bc I finally see how to make greentext-style comments that begin with “>” > but the comment linewraps so it doesn’t work FML

    > spend half an hour copy-pasting and looking at things character-by-character
    > finally figure out that you have to end lines with two spaces
    > why? who cares, it works.
    > mfw: hackerman.jpg

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    • kabi@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      >be me
      >read reply
      >twobraincellsrubtogether.mp3
      >realize prevalent formatting includes no space after >
      >can now imitate bigoted shitmunchers faithfully >feelsgoodman.jpg

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      • Sergio@slrpnk.net ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Hey you’re right. But who would notice that… only a BOT! Dissenting opinion: a bot wouldn’t have forgotten the second space on your second-to-last line. oh wait…

        >be me
        >say “Hey you’re right. But who would notice that… only a BOT!”
        >wait where was I going with this? confused.png. time to sleep(1).

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    • JackbyDev@programming.dev ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      > be me
      > already know Markdown formatting

      I have yet to profit from knowing Markdown formatting.

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      • Sergio@slrpnk.net ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        That’s right! Now I can put “Markdown” on my resume!

        KeanuReevesWoahIKnowKungFu.jpg

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  • sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Modern JavaScript style recommends using arrow functions for anything that doesn’t need a context. Consider adjusting your code to the arrow function syntax:

    const addNumbers = (a, b) => a + b;
    

    Not only is this shorter syntax, it also gives you the benefits of a constant function. You can use it the same way you did in your existing code:

    console.log(addNumbers(3, 5));  // Outputs: 8
    

    For more JavaScript style suggestions, reply with more code.

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    • UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Good bot

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• IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  As an actual real human being with emotions, I disagree. Downvoted and reported /s

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