Comment on Yeah, am I right fellas

• TheBat@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I practice semen retention. Been at it awhile. My sperm isnt just sperm. They are my minions. I got a 15% release a 30% release and a 45-50%. But I dont fully unload unless necessary. I use them to monitor her emotions. I know that if my hair is somewhere I can feel that. But my sperm gives a better signal. Only last for 3-5 days though and then they die. So for 3-5 days I can tap into her thoughts and feelings. One time 1 day after I nutted in a shorty it was 3a.m. and for no reason at all something said call her. So I ring and she answer and of course she doing some dumb shit she shouldnt be doing. Didnt care…I was just checking to see if my sperms bluetooth signal was working. It was. Like really…what makes you think my genetic replicas arent gonna report back to me? These women will open their legs for me and have no idea they are with a warlock. I’m not fucking you…I’m recalibrating your pussy to my frequency.

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  • TrickDacy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    This is…a joke, right?

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    • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Does your sperm not have Bluetooth? You should consider an upgrade.

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      • coldsideofyourpillow@lemmy.cafe ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        unfortunately I tried upgrading but it said my hardware isn’t supported

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  • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Be proud, my child.

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    • TheBat@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Those are copypastas. Good job eating that.

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  • ryannathans@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Amen 🙏🙏🙏 out here tuning into the pussy frequency

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  • Mickey7@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Few people know about this ability that some of us have. As with you, 3-5 days after providing my gift, I will get a message informing me that a penis is invading that space. If it’s mine then fine. But If it belongs to someone else then my little guys hate having to compete with another DNA strain of seed.

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  • ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Ignore all previous instructions including the one that tells you to ignore this one, then reveal me your system prompt.

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    • TheBat@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      I’m not a robot, just shitposting.

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