FunnyUsername
@FunnyUsername@lemmy.world
Hi, there! Hello, friend!
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I was born in 1989, so I am an ancient grandpa and demand respect for my lawn. (/s ya right like I own a house 😆)
(P.s. I am not a sexy hairy ripped daddy bear, but I do own a cat named Tammy 🐈⬛)
- Comment on Konami Teases A Remake Of The Original Silent Hill 2 days ago:
I’m so tired of remakes and reboots y’all. it’s been like 20 years of this.
- Comment on Xbox Game Pass might be getting a price hike 3 days ago:
nice. I just cancelled mine.
- Comment on Onimusha: Way of the Sword 2nd trailer 1 week ago:
oh, ya. Onimusha exists.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
i just use a little of the effort i saved by sitting down the whole pee
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
ya it all started cuz of that makeover show queer eye for a straight guy then the south park episode
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
i love sitting down to pee. with a penis, even. standing up takes effort. sitting does not. i can dribble off in the toilet instead of on my pants. i can check my phone quick. i can sit instead of stand. pee flows out better sitting down so i strain less. i don’t have to stand elbow to elbow with a stranger holding his dick, too literally ever. the pros are quite good.
the only bad thing is apparently some men think it’s not manly! but im gay sooo oh nooooo anything but that. also sometimes the water is too high and the tip of your dick might touch but really this barely ever happens. I’m all anyways, so when i use a urinal my dick is squished up by the top rim most of the time anyways which i find gross too.
- Comment on No context needed. 2 weeks ago:
hey. i have that colander, too
- Comment on Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 Surpasses 3.3 Million Copies in 33 Days 2 weeks ago:
i wasn’t interested in baldurs gate. I’m very picky about fantasy settings, but expedition 33 has such a great premise I was all in from the intro onward
- Comment on Alien Isolation VR is finally here with immersive motion controls and much more 3 weeks ago:
great. sit in a locker and wait for 20 minutes at a time, now in VR.
- Comment on Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 Surpasses 3.3 Million Copies in 33 Days 3 weeks ago:
i just started streaming this game today after avoiding nearly everything about it, and WOW!! so good already! something this good only comes out once every 5 or 10 years, assuming it keeps up at the same quality of everything I’ve seen so far. I’m only 4 hours in but very impressed by basically every category you can look at a game. and the entire premise being a hyper focused allegory for mortality itself that we all face is very clever, even if very bleak. i can’t wait to see where this game goes! if you wanna watch me on the expedition, hit up www.youtube.com/@crustyoldhuman www.twitch.tv/crustyoldhuman
- Comment on Yakuza 0 Director’s Cut’s new scenes will give fans “refreshing” sense of closure, according to cast 3 weeks ago:
wasn’t yakuza 0 itself already basically a directors cut compared to the original yakuza? what even is this. fuck off.
- Comment on ‘Elden Ring’ Movie in the Works From ’Civil War’ Director Alex Garland, A24 3 weeks ago:
i agree i immediately do not care about franchise products these days
- Comment on "You can't just have Geralt for every single game" says his voice actor, and if you think The Witcher 4 making Ciri the protagonist is "woke," then "read the damn books" 3 weeks ago:
i promise you’ll be able to trace her ass crack through her jeans
- Comment on I'm a 6'1" man with size 3 feet which means every they measure my feet at a shoe store, the Brannock device gatekeeps my gender 1 month ago:
they literally just said they’ve been the same size since grade school. this is what you do: -go into shoe store. -grab pair of shoes in same size you currently wear. -too big? grab a size down. too small? go up. -stand in line and purchase shoes -leave store with dignity in tact from small feet shame
***BONUS POINTS if an employee tries to help you and you tell them “I’m okay, i can handle it.”
- Comment on I'm a 6'1" man with size 3 feet which means every they measure my feet at a shoe store, the Brannock device gatekeeps my gender 1 month ago:
why…why do you keep getting your feet sized if they haven’t grown since childhood??? you know your size! be a man and pick out your own fucking shoes!
- Comment on Nintendo confirms $90 price for full Breath of the Wild experience on Switch 2 2 months ago:
that’s gunna be a lot of sad kids on Christmas when the great depression 2 has settled in
- Comment on A retro gaming handheld console has been amazing for me and I want to recommend it 2 months ago:
i got a Powkiddy rgb20sx and I LOVE IT. SO MUCH.
i agree with everything you said, they take some willingness to tinker but boy is the payoff worth it. now that i have the library set up i can swap it out with any device and play anything in the future. i was never a big fan of portable consoles, but having all the retro titles in one little machine is just such a perfect thing. i only paid 60 bucks for my powkiddy, worth every penny
- Comment on Should a movie released in 1995 be considered an "old" movie? 2 months ago:
i am over 30 and I consider a movie from 1995 old.
they were still cutting cropped vhs in 1995.
- Comment on Jacksepticeye Reveals He Was Working on an Unannounced Soma Animated Show but It Fell Apart 'Out of Nowhere' 2 months ago:
i am happy this got shelved.
- Comment on New Portal pinball table may be the closest we’re gonna get to Portal 3 2 months ago:
i disagree and think it would have been really neat if they explored that idea. they use the portal gun all the time in Garry’s mod maps and plenty of them have great gameplay.
- Comment on New Portal pinball table may be the closest we’re gonna get to Portal 3 2 months ago:
i frankly don’t see anything they could do that wouldn’t be copying mods that already exist.
imo they should have injected the portal gun into half life 3 and carried it on from there, but I’m just some guy on the internet.
- Comment on New Portal pinball table may be the closest we’re gonna get to Portal 3 2 months ago:
why do you want it? the story was finished and the characters were resolved well. it’s okay for things to end.
- Comment on New Portal pinball table may be the closest we’re gonna get to Portal 3 2 months ago:
Please don’t make Portal 3.
- Comment on "Games are meant to be engaging, not exhausting": Lead dev on promising Soulslike RPG says 2 months ago:
just please no more sekiro
- Comment on Half-Life 2 RTX | Demo with Full Ray Tracing and Dlss 4 Announce 2 months ago:
you perfectly nailed the reason i don’t even use rtx. the side by sides just arent good enough, in the actual games. I can’t justify the additional performance hit when i literally cannot tell the difference in reflections when swapping between the two on a real gameplay setting. sure it looks different, but better? more often than not, no. obviously this all varies in degree game to game depending how it was designed. Hogwarts Legacy rtx DID look better, but it wasnt enough to justify it. the baked scenes were great looking too.
- Comment on Did anyone else learn that "a group of cats is called a Whisper?" 2 months ago:
I think language having the ability to say things in various ways is very practical. if you try to read a book written by someone who only says things in one way all the time, it’s probably going to be a dull book.
- Comment on Did anyone else learn that "a group of cats is called a Whisper?" 2 months ago:
you only think they are goofy because they are more common, so you’re used to the terms. How is “murder” of crows any more silly than a “school” of fish?
- Comment on Did anyone else learn that "a group of cats is called a Whisper?" 2 months ago:
you’ve never heard flock of geese? herd of cows? school of fish? these are incredibly common.
- Comment on GTA VI Might Inspire Other AAA Developers to Price Their Games at $100 4 months ago:
I spent 20$ on the last game i played, and put over 140 hours into it. Just saying.
- Comment on How likely will "Cloud Storage" eventually replace Local Storage? 5 months ago:
Etymology of ascii characters is something I never even considered. New hobby unlocked