FunnyUsername
@FunnyUsername@lemmy.world
Hi, there! Hello, friend!
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I was born in 1989, so I am an ancient grandpa and demand respect for my lawn. (/s ya right like I own a house 😆)
(P.s. I am not a sexy hairy ripped daddy bear, but I do own a cat named Tammy 🐈⬛)
- Comment on I'm a 6'1" man with size 3 feet which means every they measure my feet at a shoe store, the Brannock device gatekeeps my gender 2 weeks ago:
they literally just said they’ve been the same size since grade school. this is what you do: -go into shoe store. -grab pair of shoes in same size you currently wear. -too big? grab a size down. too small? go up. -stand in line and purchase shoes -leave store with dignity in tact from small feet shame
***BONUS POINTS if an employee tries to help you and you tell them “I’m okay, i can handle it.”
- Comment on I'm a 6'1" man with size 3 feet which means every they measure my feet at a shoe store, the Brannock device gatekeeps my gender 2 weeks ago:
why…why do you keep getting your feet sized if they haven’t grown since childhood??? you know your size! be a man and pick out your own fucking shoes!
- Comment on Nintendo confirms $90 price for full Breath of the Wild experience on Switch 2 3 weeks ago:
that’s gunna be a lot of sad kids on Christmas when the great depression 2 has settled in
- Comment on A retro gaming handheld console has been amazing for me and I want to recommend it 3 weeks ago:
i got a Powkiddy rgb20sx and I LOVE IT. SO MUCH.
i agree with everything you said, they take some willingness to tinker but boy is the payoff worth it. now that i have the library set up i can swap it out with any device and play anything in the future. i was never a big fan of portable consoles, but having all the retro titles in one little machine is just such a perfect thing. i only paid 60 bucks for my powkiddy, worth every penny
- Comment on Should a movie released in 1995 be considered an "old" movie? 4 weeks ago:
i am over 30 and I consider a movie from 1995 old.
they were still cutting cropped vhs in 1995.
- Comment on Jacksepticeye Reveals He Was Working on an Unannounced Soma Animated Show but It Fell Apart 'Out of Nowhere' 5 weeks ago:
i am happy this got shelved.
- Comment on New Portal pinball table may be the closest we’re gonna get to Portal 3 1 month ago:
i disagree and think it would have been really neat if they explored that idea. they use the portal gun all the time in Garry’s mod maps and plenty of them have great gameplay.
- Comment on New Portal pinball table may be the closest we’re gonna get to Portal 3 1 month ago:
i frankly don’t see anything they could do that wouldn’t be copying mods that already exist.
imo they should have injected the portal gun into half life 3 and carried it on from there, but I’m just some guy on the internet.
- Comment on New Portal pinball table may be the closest we’re gonna get to Portal 3 1 month ago:
why do you want it? the story was finished and the characters were resolved well. it’s okay for things to end.
- Comment on New Portal pinball table may be the closest we’re gonna get to Portal 3 1 month ago:
Please don’t make Portal 3.
- Comment on "Games are meant to be engaging, not exhausting": Lead dev on promising Soulslike RPG says 1 month ago:
just please no more sekiro
- Comment on Half-Life 2 RTX | Demo with Full Ray Tracing and Dlss 4 Announce 1 month ago:
you perfectly nailed the reason i don’t even use rtx. the side by sides just arent good enough, in the actual games. I can’t justify the additional performance hit when i literally cannot tell the difference in reflections when swapping between the two on a real gameplay setting. sure it looks different, but better? more often than not, no. obviously this all varies in degree game to game depending how it was designed. Hogwarts Legacy rtx DID look better, but it wasnt enough to justify it. the baked scenes were great looking too.
- Comment on Did anyone else learn that "a group of cats is called a Whisper?" 1 month ago:
I think language having the ability to say things in various ways is very practical. if you try to read a book written by someone who only says things in one way all the time, it’s probably going to be a dull book.
- Comment on Did anyone else learn that "a group of cats is called a Whisper?" 1 month ago:
you only think they are goofy because they are more common, so you’re used to the terms. How is “murder” of crows any more silly than a “school” of fish?
- Comment on Did anyone else learn that "a group of cats is called a Whisper?" 1 month ago:
you’ve never heard flock of geese? herd of cows? school of fish? these are incredibly common.
- Comment on GTA VI Might Inspire Other AAA Developers to Price Their Games at $100 3 months ago:
I spent 20$ on the last game i played, and put over 140 hours into it. Just saying.
- Comment on How likely will "Cloud Storage" eventually replace Local Storage? 4 months ago:
Etymology of ascii characters is something I never even considered. New hobby unlocked
- Comment on How likely will "Cloud Storage" eventually replace Local Storage? 4 months ago:
Cooooollllllll!
- Comment on How likely will "Cloud Storage" eventually replace Local Storage? 4 months ago:
Wait, we had networking like that in the 70s? I’ve never heard that, do you have any other specific information I can look up? A computer at a school talking to another school remotely to use its processing power in the 70s sounds like alternate reality. That’s literally just the internet. What were they pushing the data over? Surely not phone lines?
- Comment on The Outer Worlds 2: First Gameplay Trailer 4 months ago:
Same. I beat that entire game and put at least 40 hours into it I’m sure, and I couldn’t tell you a single plot point. It’s been a few years for sure, but I haven’t played Mass effect in like a decade and I could tell you the entire story from beginning to end.
- Comment on If we're living in a simulation, why would the simulation creators allow the sims to ponder and speculate whether or not they live in a simulation? 4 months ago:
My best guess: The thought processes required to ponder the possibility of a simulation are too important to the goal of the simulation itself to disable.
- Comment on If I was a secret immortal how long could I keep the same US ID for before I get taken away for study. I'm thinking 150 years. 6 months ago:
Isn’t he Jesus in that movie? Is just immortal? Tbh i dunno i don’t believe in magic
- Comment on Has Google Search gotten so much worse in the last couple of weeks? 7 months ago:
Are you pretty consumercentric, or do you have some niche interests as well? Google is great at basic tasks and delivering product results and promoted content, and if that’s what you’re usually looking for it probably works great for you. People have trouble these days trying to find the specific stuff. Google used to really excel at this in the past, but now it’s buried under pages of promoted content or pages SEO gamed to the top but not being very helpful
- Comment on New Hellblade 2 Sales Data Offers a Clearer Picture of How It Did on Xbox Game Pass and the Charts 9 months ago:
I didn’t even like the first one.
- Comment on [Serious] Why do so many people seem to hate veganism? 11 months ago:
Many people don’t even live by a store with anything other than over ripe bananas and Apples. People don’t all live in cities with Uber eats delivering organics from target. For MANY people, increasing their plant intake would mean literally starting a farm at home (quite the chore!), hour commutes, or relying on canned goods.
I eat a lot of fruits and veggies, because I’m fortunate enough to have moved out of one of these produce black holes. But baby carrots, canned corn, and frozen broccoli really gets old when that’s all that’s there. Forever.
- Comment on Why do people still eat beef when we know it's terrible for Earth? 11 months ago:
Congratulations on quitting.
- Comment on Why do people still eat beef when we know it's terrible for Earth? 11 months ago:
I smoked for 7 years Get over yourself lmfao
- Comment on Why do people still eat beef when we know it's terrible for Earth? 11 months ago:
Cigarette smokers must really baffle you too
- Comment on The PlayStation 2 11 months ago:
The ps2 had THE BEST library of any console, even to this day. I am still learning about random hiddem gems ive never heard of on it, and I’ve been gaming for 25 years
- Comment on BREAKING: Microsoft has closed Redfall's Arkane Austin, HiFi Rush's Tango Gameworks, and more in devastating cuts at Bethesda. | IGN 11 months ago:
Tbh, the game wasn’t even that good. After the first 5-6 hours most people put it down. It just becomes frustrating and not fun.