SparkyBauer44

@SparkyBauer44@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's honestly fine, you're overthinking it!⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh, my mistake, I was referring to the top loader being a bigger opening that a standard toilet, for peons. Plus there is a nice little cup in the middle for your testes, as to not soil them in the ensuing melee.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's honestly fine, you're overthinking it!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  See, this is where the nuances enter. My dishwasher is my hands, so I much prefer my top loader washing machine and keep on super load wash to get the corn kernals clean enough to pluck before the dryer.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's honestly fine, you're overthinking it!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  This is why I poop in the washing machine. Bigger opening so I can’t miss. And, as we all know, it will get… Washed.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  My mom had this as a shower curtain. I’m not sure when it appeared, but it feels like it was out only curtain my whole life. You just brought me back to so many hungover mornings staring at those dang clown fish.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Alex Younger, former head of MI6, dies aged 62⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Well, when you don’t watch stand up, yes, we’ve been there all along.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Alex Younger, former head of MI6, dies aged 62⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Well, he ain’t getting any (Alex) older.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I am not a high drug user. I mean I smoke and drink that's it. But it seems to me that the US president is using uppers midday and keeping him up at night and crashing half thru the day?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  My have something to do with fact his only focus is across the world, he has puppets to do his destruction here.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Are there any story ripoffs that are actually good?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Twilight zone! There are different run of the series. Many reimagined stories from the first run, some better than others, as is such with the first run. There are stale episodes by today’s standards.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨13,492% sudden interest increase in local Alabama news station⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Thank you, @Old_Jimmy_Twodicks@sh.itjust.works

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The price of oil is skyrocketting. People in Alexandria, Virgnia, are worried about bike lanes⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  No can’t be. She has pink hair, so she’s a transgender liberal antifa commie criminal. She probably eats cats.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨CP3 will retire at end of the season, sources say⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  When people wonder how in the heck hockey grew so quick in Florida, I’m like look at their birth years, all amazing talant from yesteryear about to hit the beach. All about locale.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Actually, I find it offensive that you find sucking dick offensive. I thought you were past that. 😐⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  The horse is named ‘chunks’.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I have no idea what this is about⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Jumping the shark is when the plot is lost and a ridiculous next move makes it apparent that the value is gone and the entity has become a joke of itself. That’s my interpretation. I did not google.