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- Comment on Digital Foundry found a significant performance boost for Jedi: Fallen Survivor's PC 2 weeks ago:
TLDR: no
- Comment on Devil Daggers 2 is in development, as its creator confirms fewer than 1,500 people survived longer than 8 minutes in the original 2 weeks ago:
For Devil Daggers’ 10th birthday, creator Sorath has revealed that 1,472 people have survived 500 seconds in Devil Daggers without dying. More than 350,000 people have played the game in total, Sorath also confirms, so surviving that long is quite the achievement.
Top 0.4%
- Comment on I designed a board game (creative commons/open source) 2 weeks ago:
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- Comment on US Health Secretary: I'm not scared of germs. I used to snort cocaine off of toilet seats” 3 weeks ago:
Smart. The germs can sense your fear and that’s when they strike.
- Comment on John Virgo dies aged 79 4 weeks ago:
RIP legend
- Comment on Austrian Supreme Court rules that FIFA loot boxes are not gambling 5 weeks ago:
Is there a cash market for the in-game items?
- Comment on The BBC’s proposal to switch off Freeview is a threat to its universal service | Letter 5 weeks ago:
WTF? They’re switching off broadcast TV?
- Comment on Half of UK's grassroot music venues make no profit 1 month ago:
If they can pay their staff, their rent and the acts then what’s the problem?
- Comment on Hero shooter Highguard reportedly didn't even pay for the Game Awards slot that's earned it so much preemptive hate—the showrunners thought it deserved the spotlight 1 month ago:
People are still playing hero-shooters?
- Comment on This Billionaire Landlord Bullied Journalists Into Deleting Negative Coverage of Him 1 month ago:
Sunday Times rich-listed John Christodoulou, who is British-Cypriot but resides in the tax haven of Monaco, and is worth a reported £2.6bn, falsely told LandlordZone he had repaid the £263,555.69 he owed tenants of two Hackney properties.
- Comment on Pet Peeves with Games? 1 month ago:
You would have to completely disable cloud saves for this which is risky.
- Comment on Pet Peeves with Games? 1 month ago:
You want to repeat the inordinate amounts of bullshit?
- Comment on Will the government be able to put 2 & 2 together 1 month ago:
Protect the children! Except when the children actually need protecting, then we can’t do anything!
- Comment on Are UK buy-to-let landlords dying out – and should we care? 1 month ago:
🎻
- Comment on AI-Induced RAM Crunch Could Push Next PlayStation and Xbox Past 2028 2 months ago:
I wonder what their margin on console sales was then and now.
- Comment on Welcome to the FPS vibe shift: At the end of 2025, it's clear that casual shooters are back in a big way. 2 months ago:
Overwatch heralded the death of the genre, after which (almost) every FPS release has been a casual shooter.
- Comment on Secret courts' still handing out warrants for energy firms to break into homes 2 months ago:
This is about debt-collection for unpaid bills. According to the article, it’s clearly a broken system that punishes the most vulnerable in society, but still, the headline is an inflammatory (and clickbait) way to present that.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
Use some isopropyl alcohol to clean it and you don’t have to worry about anything getting wet and shorting. IPA is really good at removing the greasy smudges from the things we fondle.
- Comment on How South Korea wants to prevent gaming’s worst behavior 2 months ago:
I was expecting it to be match-fixing.
- Comment on 2 months ago:
I don’t disagree. It would require manual labelling by a group of people with enough patience and understanding of gaming to be able to reliably label ~60 new games every day. I’d have thought that the Steam community was large enough to achieve this though.
- Comment on 2 months ago:
I think this statistic would be more interesting if it filtered out all of the blatant cash-grab, asset-flip, AI generated shit that makes up a large portion of new releases.
Is it 19,000 releases with 10,000 actual sincere efforts at making a game, or 19,000 releases with 1,000 actual games.
And what’s the average number of reviews for actual games versus garbage?
- Comment on 2 months ago:
Cold open with a high-pitch whiny voice? Hell no.
- Comment on Finally can post something to this community lol 2 months ago:
“Finally” - because it took so long to compile, right?
- Comment on The ‘Great Meme Reset’ Is Coming: From Jack Dorsey to Gen Alpha, everyone seemingly wants to go back to the internet of a decade ago. But is it possible to reverse AI slop and brain rot? 3 months ago:
- Comment on What is your favorite Metroidvania? 3 months ago:
Monster Boy and the Cursed Kingdom is top tier.
- Comment on [deleted] 3 months ago:
Dark matter is not something that we really know anything about. It’s just the name given to a series of discrepancies between our cosmological models and our observations.
- Comment on Billionaire Tory donor gives £200,000 to Reform UK 3 months ago:
JCB chair Lord Bamford
Bamford, who retired as a Conservative peer last year, took over the business started by his father in 1975. His family is one of the richest in Britain, with wealth estimated at £9.5bn by the Sunday Times.
Not even a “self-made” shit-stain.
- Comment on It's a bit ridiculous that our government would sooner use Discord than a federated social media alternative 3 months ago:
you almost got it, it’s a zero at the start and an upper case i at the end:
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/sb0dCBi_cIs
The screenshot is from discord so you won’t find it on nitter.
- Comment on Toxin levels in fish lead to calls for UK-wide ban on mercury dental fillings 4 months ago:
Fish get fillings? Can they claim it on the NHS?
- Comment on Andrew Windsor could face private prosecution, Republic says 4 months ago:
They put “Republic” in the headline as if we all just know what that refers to.
Per wikipedia:
Republic is a British republican pressure group advocating the replacement of the monarchy of the United Kingdom with a de jure parliamentary republic.[2] It is a member organisation of the Alliance of European Republican Movements and is the largest organisation solely campaigning for a republican constitution for Britain. Republic states that its mission is: “the replacement of hereditary monarchy with a democratic republican constitution”.[3] As of 2023, Carol Lever is the current chair of Republic, and Graham Smith is the chief executive.[4]
