mrbubblesort

@mrbubblesort@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Become ungovernable!⁩ ⁨⁨41⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m a sovereign citizen of the galaxy and I’m not subject to the laws or authority of the universe. “Physics”, as you sheep call it, is an unlawful system set up by a fake Milky Way government to assign us all corporate crab shell identities and remove our right to travel freely in the Z-plane

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I love that maga will get the day they voted for and deserve. I hate that they dragged all the rest of us in with them.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago⁩:

  They won’t care, they won’t even know about it because Fox News will scream that a trans person looked at a toilet last night in Ohio and now 4d8+6 children have been molested.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Not feeling well and need to take a paid sick day⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  A boss accepting a time off request without vague threats about firing you, or at least complaining about how they’ll need to find someone else to cover? Yeah, I call bullshit

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'VE BEEN WAITING TOO LONG⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  I sit down to dinner and my salad emails me: “We’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty”