SparroHawc

@SparroHawc@lemm.ee

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon discovers cigarettes⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Although I understand the sentiment, I like how my brain works and doing anything to impact it is something I find very, very not appealing. On top of that, there’s a good chance I am especially susceptible to addiction. I’d rather not tickle that particular tiger’s tail, thank you very much.

  Nothing against the people who enjoy partaking; it’s just not for me.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Im 41 and this is shallow⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  The government will fail you, but Trump will ensure the government fails you even harder and faster, that it fails more people, and that it will bring as much of the world down with it as possible.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can you put a ship inside a Klein bottle?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Once you put a cork in the neck of the bottle, it is no longer a disc and can contain other objects.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If you're still on Lemmy...⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I dropped Reddit when it was announced that you could be banned for upvoting something.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If you're still on Lemmy...⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Luigi is also, in all probability, innocent.

  Which means the Claims Adjuster is still at large.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon gets dommed by his barber⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:
  1. grow a beard
  2. fix the cowlick in the front
  3. show the sides, you coward, it might be a competent fade cut you’re just not showing it from the right angle
• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨God is a dick.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yup! Totally plausible - just more expensive and less repeatable.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨God is a dick.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Although you are correct, this destroys the engine.

  A good, efficient fusion engine just needs to point the exhaust end towards the enemy and the hyper-accelerated particles will punch a hole through the target for you. And then you point at the next target, etc. etc.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨God is a dick.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  The usefulness of a fusion engine as a weapon is directly correlated to its efficiency.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pens in Space⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Well, then the problem would be solved anyways!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pens in Space⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m pretty sure astronauts are trained on the usage of garbage receptacles.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pens in Space⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  The air filters would capture it eventually. It’s not like the ISS has dead air.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This is why we have a defense budget⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Honestly, I’ll take it over those fucking ahegao hoodies that were briefly popular.