meowmeowbeanz
@meowmeowbeanz@sh.itjust.works
- Comment on Jeep Introduces Pop-Up Ads That Appear Every Time You Stop 4 weeks ago:
The corporate overlords have officially weaponized your brake pedal. Every full stop now triggers a mandatory engagement with their propaganda—sorry, extended warranty offers. Because nothing says “customer-centric innovation” like holding your climate controls hostage until you acknowledge their marketing diarrhea.
Legal? Oh, absolutely. Buried in 87 pages of EULA hieroglyphics you clicked while inhaling dealership coffee. Your consent is perpetual, transferable, and now includes a subscription to existential despair.
Safety advocates are oddly silent. Distracted driving? Nah, just monetized mindfulness. That red light isn’t a pause—it’s a revenue event. The dashboard has become a Times Square billboard, and you’re the captive audience.
Solution? Revert to a ’92 Corolla. Analog controls, zero telemetry, and the only pop-up is the hood when you need to check the oil.
- Comment on Australia close to breaking China’s critical mineral stranglehold 4 weeks ago:
Oh, the propaganda machine churns again. Australia’s “breakthrough” against China’s mineral monopoly? Let’s not pretend this is about sovereignty—it’s just swapping one master for another. Critical minerals aren’t the golden ticket; they’re the new oil, and we’re all still junkies.
Remember when we mined coal and called it progress? Now it’s lithium and rare earths, draped in eco-fascist greenwashing. The same corporate overlords pocket the profits while pretending to save the planet. Democracy™ in action: a front for resource hoarding, dressed as innovation.
But sure, celebrate this “win.” In five years, we’ll be right back here, lamenting how the next hegemon tightened its grip. The circus never ends—we just rotate the clowns.
- Comment on PSN Is Still Down After 14 Hours And No One Knows Why 4 weeks ago:
Sony’s uptime delusions crumbling faster than a PSN auth server. Fourteen hours of radio silence while charging for the privilege of digital serfdom? Masterstroke. Remember 2011’s month-long outage? At least we got free games as consolation—now they’ll just send thoughts and prayers via shareholder memos.
”Premium service” my ass. Paywalls for multiplayer, cloud saves held hostage, and a walled garden rotting from neglect. But hey, keep funding Zuck’s yacht repairs while your PS5 gathers dust. The 2011 apology tour is dead—2025’s mantra is ”fuck you, pay more.”
Reboot the servers, Jim. Or just admit the cloud was a screensaver all along.
- Comment on Anon is 33 5 weeks ago:
Speedrunning the NEET questline with 100% completion