Seaguy05

@Seaguy05@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨McDonald’s CEO’s awkward taste test sparks mocking online: ‘His aura screams kale salad’⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I highly doubt an AI agent that’s ready to suggest nuking everyone would make anything but the most extreme decisions to make more money. Like laughably evil shit like sending contaminated baby formula to 3rd world countries or knocking down governments to sell more bananas or reducing quality ingredients to the bare minimum that still technically qualifies as food… Oh wait I see your point now.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Roses are red, cabinets have shelves...⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Do you think you’d still get that sign in bonus?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨between medicine and this, we do not honour rats enough⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That is a great idea!!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨between medicine and this, we do not honour rats enough⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  They also can detect mines and have been highly successful in saving countless limbs/lives in that field too(no pun intended). apopo.org/?v=0b3b97fa6688

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How does this thing work? (wrong answers only)⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s just like the brazen bull.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I've Hit The Perfect Weight⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I expected a brain in that reflection

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The reason women cover their drinks⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Steven Miller acts like the dude who would drug you, put you in a hole, lower a bucket to you with lotion, spray you with a water hose till you put said lotion on, then murder you to wear your skin. That or argue with you about magic the gathering rules and game meta. 100% the biggest tool in the shed

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sliced off the tip of my thumb, what are some good one handed games?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Dang it!! I should have read the comments before I made the exact same joke. Someone about great minds I guess.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sliced off the tip of my thumb, what are some good one handed games?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Have you considered pocket ball?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨wax on⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It was right there and it fly right by me.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨wax on⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Hey man, let them live their lives. Mind your own bees wax… It’s not your wax, it’s the bees wax.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨In the long ago past, people needed to do THIS⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Pokemon cards, traffic hours, busy streets, school hours, garbage day.

  Then there’s; monthly rates for subscriptions, utility costs, insurance, and housing bill dates.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Starbucks employees to return to the office four days a week — or take a payout⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh it looks like they bought him some office space 5 minutes from his house so he can also say he commutes to the office now. Exclusive badge access, so it’s not a remote site available to anyone else.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Families took safety into their own hands by painting yellow cross walks. Now, the city of Los Angeles is removing them.⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ll also add that Seattle had some renegade sidewalks put in by residents as well. The city replied with a statement about paint being the main reason. Anti slip, reflection, ADA requirements to get to the crosswalk, and bicycles/motorcycle considerations being the main reasons to remove them. Seattle did come back through and put in a crosswalk but it took resident action to get the city to do something about it.

  Riding both motorcycles and bicycles I don’t want my tire washing out taking a turn or stopping only to find out the city never put that in.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Starbucks employees to return to the office four days a week — or take a payout⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  No mention of the CEO in Cali who’s been flying the private jet to commute to Seattle when needed. Are they going to need to be in office 4 days a week as well?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Should I just lie on job applications and say I have a college degree?⁩ ⁨⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Or if you’re looking to fluff experience, pick a company that closed down. Who they gonna call, the Ghostbusters?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This one we can all agree on⁩ ⁨⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I dunno guys, it might just be cake

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pokecenter⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  I bet you wanted to complain but they told you to kick rocks.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago⁩:

  Next thing you know, there’s going to be a new release tier for an extra $5 a month and your standard, hd, no ads plan will be basically what we had with cable tv 15 years ago. Full circle