registrert

@registrert@lemmy.sambands.net

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Scariest Saiyan⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve no idea if this is normal

  It is not normal.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨An easy way to enlarge a photo⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I have done that many times. But only on touch screen.

  Well, that was that one phone that didn’t support multi touch. Ruined my entire week.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Jingle bells Batman smells robin laid an egg...⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Does Robin lay chocolate eggs?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨a classic issue...⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Let’s check the fridge and cupboards again, maybe some snacks have materialised since the last time we checked.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Let's meet those headlines⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Nobody likes Molesteclese.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Take care of your penis⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Take care of your penis

  Thank you for your concern.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Analog problems require kickass solutions⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Overnight? Do you deliver overminute?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Peanits⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Peanititis ain’t nothing to laugh at.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Treat yourself⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  😔

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Every sign has a story⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I thought that saying was made back stage at a Led Zeppelin concert in 1973?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Every sign has a story⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  There are many places where a penis would be inappropriate. You’ll need a lot of stickers.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bedpanjo⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s a shitty guitar, not a bed pan banjo baby. Look at them strings.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tasty bananasketti⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  All the vitamins are in the banana peel. Most people just throw it away. 🤯

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Frög⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Imma need a bigger frog. 😔

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Surprise for the owner⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Blame yourself when you get sat on, kitty. I’m always sorry in situations like that, but I refuse to be blamed no matter how unfairly treated you act.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Subscribe for more Treat Tips⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It took a few to figure out what happened since the post you replied to has been corrected but it was worth it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Goals.⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Why not Adam, Adam, Steve and Eve and baby we got a stew going?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Goals.⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Set your own goals, I’m in awe of people who’ve done magnificent things just for themselves.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Goals.⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  There was a third guy on the first mission to the moon.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Goals.⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Doesn’t sound very enjoyable tbh

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A termite walks into a bar and asks the bartender here?"⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Did you say Bort? My brother is named Bort as well!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨picnic⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Doggie?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We're going in the wrong direction⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve never tried it so I won’t argue against it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Choose wisely!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  You’re flying around while I’m stuck on a pile of gravel, talking to clams and you’re laughing?!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨has science gone too far?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Nothing will ever beat “Woman or Potato?”, remember how many % got it wrong?!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nature is weird⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Sigh, now I have to know.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Some of you shits need this⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Why even stop, what are windows for?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨He spilled the beans⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  I dunno mang, this title is self-referential… OP is indeed spilling the beans on this meme. It’s 4D memery - Like poetry, but with stupidity instead of rhyming.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Life is cruel⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Why would somebody do this?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Maybe I need a new mattress⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  I always sleep with a gun under my pillow in case of real bad nightmares.