I Will Be The Judge Of That

Submitted ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨ExLisper@linux.community⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

By now most of you know that I’m by far the most reasonable person on lemmy. I’m basically real life Judiciary Pag. Well, maybe not the Very Relaxed part… But I’m very Learned and extremely Impartial.

So here’s the deal: if you need to resolve some conflict, if you need someone to decide who’s the asshole or simply can’t decide who’s right and who’s wrong in a silly comment fight - just ask. I will give you my totally unbiased, 100% impartial opinion and you will be able to move on with your life.

#IWBTJOF

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Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
Please solve the toilet paper roll debate. Thank you.

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- ExLisper@linux.community ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
  It doesn’t matter, the roll works in both cases. If someone disagrees be the bigger person and just agree with them.
  
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- Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
  The original patent for the toilet roll holder has it away from the wall, so the inventor intended to be that way.
  
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NataliePortland@lemmy.ca ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
Your honor, is white collar crime a legitimate get rich quick scheme or an unthinkable sin ?

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- ExLisper@linux.community ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
  As it’s name implies, it’s a crime. As such it’s not legitimate but it’s also not a sin. It’s up to each individual a his morality to decide if he wants to be a criminal or not and it’s up to the society to stop criminal behaviors that have negative impact on it as a whole.
  
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mcqtom@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
cake or pie?

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- ExLisper@linux.community ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
  It’s a matter of taste.
  
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