>i work as a waiter
>lady walks in by herself
>throws back 2 shots of tequila
>then 2 shots of vodka
>Me:“Any plans after this?”
>Her:“I’m going back to work, I’m on my
break”
>takes her takeaway cheese fries and leaves
Holy mother of based
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>i work as a waiter
>lady walks in by herself
>throws back 2 shots of tequila
>then 2 shots of vodka
>Me:“Any plans after this?”
>Her:“I’m going back to work, I’m on my
break”
>takes her takeaway cheese fries and leaves
Holy mother of based
Although four is pushing it. The waiter/waitresses from the place down the block would often walk into a bar I frequented and throw back a couple on their break.
Four rounds rapid.
Some bosses do make you wanna do this doe.
DrPop@lemmy.world 9 months ago
My union says I can have two drinks on my lunch break off of work premises. For drinks, girl must have a strong unions or weak will.
Nythos@sh.itjust.works 9 months ago
Or a really shite job
psud@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Or she’s an alcoholic