My wife likes to start full conversations as soon as my eyes open. I have to throw my hands up with a, “Too many words…”
I can barely grasp where I am, please don't ask me any questions before I have some coffee
Submitted 9 months ago by 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works to [deleted]
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Beelzebob@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Darkmuch@lemmy.world 9 months ago
I worked on a submarine as a messenger. We would carry orders and reports to officers for their review and approval. BUT my shift was around 4am and I’d find half the officers asleep, just to shove an orders packet in their face demanding a signature. I’m sure they”review it very thoroughly ten seconds after waking up.
0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works 9 months ago
“Sign it yourself man, there’s a pen… 😴”
0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works 9 months ago
Yep, mine as well…
raynethackery@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Listen, I’m like an old computer. I need time to boot up in the morning. One hour should do it.