They’re all in places you can be seen or recorded. Good luck!
Don't even think about it
Submitted 11 months ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website to [deleted]
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GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world 11 months ago
NoIWontPickaName@kbin.social 11 months ago
If only we lived in a time where covering your face was commonplace
GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world 11 months ago
It only makes you look suspicious when opening a vending machine. A vending machine company uniform would be better than covering your face.
BastingChemina@slrpnk.net 11 months ago
It’s only suspicious if you take one or two snacks.
You need to.completely empty the machine in a cart, bonus points if you are empty several vending machines in a row.
Steve@startrek.website 11 months ago
Wear a high visibility vest and carry a clipboard and you can go anywhere
Son_of_dad@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Great, you for a recording of a guy stealing from your machine. Good luck getting the police to give a damn
harry_balzac@lemmy.world 11 months ago
What’s great about this meme format is the opposite of what their followers would do. Satanists would share their key to feed the homeless while Christians would call the police…or just shoot them for looting. Cuz that’s what Jesus would do.
Nommer@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Eh not all are the same. Sure there are some common locks and keys but most big vendors will install their own locks and keys.
frezik@midwest.social 11 months ago
Cyndrical locks are pretty easy to pick, though. There’s a $20 tool where you stick it in and wiggle it and done (this sentence is dirty and I’m not apologizing). Newer stuff uses different springs on each pin so they don’t all pop at once, but then you just wiggle it for one pin, turn it a bit, then hit the next one. Takes longer, but it’s not hard to learn.
NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 11 months ago
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 11 months ago
Dude, that monster energy withdrawal is savage, I guess
_Sprite@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Gods key