Don't even think about it

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• _Sprite@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Gods key

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• GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  They’re all in places you can be seen or recorded. Good luck!

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  • NoIWontPickaName@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    If only we lived in a time where covering your face was commonplace

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    • GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      It only makes you look suspicious when opening a vending machine. A vending machine company uniform would be better than covering your face.

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  • BastingChemina@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    It’s only suspicious if you take one or two snacks.

    You need to.completely empty the machine in a cart, bonus points if you are empty several vending machines in a row.

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    • Steve@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Wear a high visibility vest and carry a clipboard and you can go anywhere

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  • Son_of_dad@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Great, you for a recording of a guy stealing from your machine. Good luck getting the police to give a damn

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• harry_balzac@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  What’s great about this meme format is the opposite of what their followers would do. Satanists would share their key to feed the homeless while Christians would call the police…or just shoot them for looting. Cuz that’s what Jesus would do.

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• Nommer@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Eh not all are the same. Sure there are some common locks and keys but most big vendors will install their own locks and keys.

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  • frezik@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Cyndrical locks are pretty easy to pick, though. There’s a $20 tool where you stick it in and wiggle it and done (this sentence is dirty and I’m not apologizing). Newer stuff uses different springs on each pin so they don’t all pop at once, but then you just wiggle it for one pin, turn it a bit, then hit the next one. Takes longer, but it’s not hard to learn.

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• NaibofTabr@infosec.pub ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  might not even need the key

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• Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Dude, that monster energy withdrawal is savage, I guess

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