After I had my "spiritual awakening", law enforcement started harassing me. It's like they were attracted to my newly opened mind. This lasted for roughly 3 years. Has anyone ever had this experience?

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• endless_nameless@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  The police in your area must have a psychic division. You have only two options. You can get on a steady dose of antipsychotics to lessen your psychic glimmer and reduce your signature on the upper noosphere to avoid detection. If your power is already fully developed, that won’t be enough to cloak yourself. In that situation, it’s ideal to swap the antipsychotics for psychedelics (especially high doses of LSD) to heighten your psychic abilities so you can properly defend yourself.

  After 350ug LSD I was able to see the police outside my building through the walls. I remotely induced an aneurysm in one of them, which was enough for them to back off for the time being.

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  • kittenz@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Ah yes, the not enough psychosis gambit

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    • endless_nameless@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      This is real

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    • Potocobe@lemmy.zip ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      More LSD is always the answer. Sometimes more for them. Sometimes more for me. Solves most psychic issues.

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• TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  This happened to me too. Taking abilify made them stop thankfully

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  • y0kai@anarchist.nexus ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    really it’s like *dis*abilify if you’re a cop

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• A_Chilean_Cyborg@feddit.cl ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  is this a reference I don’t understand?

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• StillAlive@piefed.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  You are too woke for them piggies.

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