I’ve almost gotten into fist fights over she’s because some guy thought it’d be a good idea to wear clean white shoes to lay sod. Never had a woman get violent over shoes
So go chew a cricket bat with this dumb statement.
Submitted 18 hours ago by Mickey7@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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I’ve almost gotten into fist fights over she’s because some guy thought it’d be a good idea to wear clean white shoes to lay sod. Never had a woman get violent over shoes
So go chew a cricket bat with this dumb statement.
TrackenDaKracken@lemmy.world 18 hours ago
I had a co-worker who had one closet just for shoes, over three hundred pairs. Wore a different pair every day, and cleaned the shoes after work.
I never saw him wear the same pair twice. He had something to say about every pair.
kkj@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 hours ago
I’ve never heard of shoe autism before, but I support him.
Stormy@thelemmy.club 16 hours ago
I had a drill sargent who would wear different shoes based on how they intend to act towards us throughout the day.
On red sneaker days he would be a prick. On lime green days he would be chill. On blue sneaker days he would make us clean unnecessary shit.