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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • JamesBean@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I mean, the show has him fully nude multiple times.

    The man is all rectangle, no rec-dangle.

    But that's okay. He can reproduce by budding.

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    • cm0002@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Budding!

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    • ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      He’s also been shown to change his morphology at will so…he is the rec-dangle

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  • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    That’s why Jesus died a virgin! He had a bunch of holes in his dick and didn’t want to show it to anyone and this guy outed him!

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    • sour@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      trypophobia ._.

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  • clearleaf@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Dozens of slightly different sized pee streams come out of every hole in all directions.

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  • NoSpiritAnimal@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Give it the oooooold dick twist!

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  • hakunawazo@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    As long as he is underwater it shouldn’t really matter. What happens in the ocean stays in the ocean.

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