That’s why Jesus died a virgin! He had a bunch of holes in his dick and didn’t want to show it to anyone and this guy outed him!
Holes
Submitted 10 months ago by Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to [deleted]
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Comments
clearleaf@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Dozens of slightly different sized pee streams come out of every hole in all directions.
NoSpiritAnimal@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Give it the oooooold dick twist!
hakunawazo@lemmy.world 10 months ago
As long as he is underwater it shouldn’t really matter. What happens in the ocean stays in the ocean.
JamesBean@kbin.social 10 months ago
I mean, the show has him fully nude multiple times.
The man is all rectangle, no rec-dangle.
But that's okay. He can reproduce by budding.
cm0002@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Budding!
ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 10 months ago
He’s also been shown to change his morphology at will so…he is the rec-dangle