If you ever need your kid to be quiet just them this.

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• ARk@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Thanks I’ll this them.

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  • zedgeist@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Have you ever had a dream that you, um, you had, your, you- you could, you’ll do, you- you wants, you, you could do so, you- you’ll do, you could- you, you want, you want them to do you so much you could do anything?

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• Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Any of you guys try this and find out your builder used the sugar free kind? Wtf?

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• Ravi@feddit.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Gotta try the tastiest brand: Asbestos, nane checks out

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  • STRIKINGdebate2@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Yeah in the 60s there was tons of people who loved asbestos but sadly they all died out.

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• ininewcrow@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  When I was about eight, my friends and I snuck into a construction site and went exploring. One of the older boys convinced all us younger ones that you could use the pink stuff as toilet paper. A few boys including the one who made this claim went and did a number two and used this magical ‘toilet paper’. Everything was fine for the first hour … then they had to run home crying and figure out how to explain this to their parents.

  It was an important lesson … I never used it as toilet paper.

  Daniel you crazy kid, I think about him every time I see pink insulation.

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• FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  That stuff is all over my attic! In big piles! You all can come over and jump around in it if you want.

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• Ryan213@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I don’t even know why they hide them there! Those builders are dicks!

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