Nature's Shitdisturber

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https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2026/aug/05/country-diary-a-beetle-with-a-prehensile-anus-thanks-to-local-wildlife-recorders-i-know-one-lives-here

Tortoise beetle larvae collect their own waste to form a faecal shield.

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okwhateverdude@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
Some days you just run out of hands and have to use your prehensile anus to carry things. Worse is when you need to unzip and use your prehensile penis to open a door and your hands and anus are already full.

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- Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
  Just use your prehensile nipples bruh, it ain’t that complicated
  
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  - okwhateverdude@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
    Unfortunately, I have perky 45-55s and the nipples don’t reach that low.
    
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