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It's a cylinder

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Submitted ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨dreamy@quokk.au⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    “Its not a tiny dick. It’s an above average sized cylinder” fucking gold

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    • mbp@slrpnk.net ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      “what if this cylinder has been hard for over three hours?”

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  • MissesAutumnRains@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    “It is imperative that the cylinder and the larger structure it is attached to remain unharmed” always kills me. I don’t think I’ll ever forget that thread.

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    • fonix232@fedia.io ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      To date I still quote this whenever even marginally relevant.

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  • inari@piefed.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    A timeless classic

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  • tkk13909@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Love how everyone seems to be missing that apparently his cylinder is 4.5 inches in girth

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    • jmill@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Probably circumference. So divide by Pie, and the “cylinder” is about 1.4" diameter. Still bigger than an m&m tube, but he mentions it was smaller when it went in, and that is probably the normal measurement, not the candy tube confined one, lol.

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