Obviously it would give you mumps, not meningitis (it’s the kissing disease after all).
The real danger is that cooties can lay dormant in your nervous system and flare up again when you’re older. That’s why it’s very important to get circle circle dot dot vaccinated.
FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
Third and lastly, of fucking course i want you to kiss it
harmbugler@piefed.social 40 minutes ago
Because placebos work. Uh huh. Yes, that’s why.