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FEMA Official Says He Teleported to Waffle House. Experts Are Dubious.

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Submitted ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨silence7@slrpnk.net⁩ to ⁨nyt_gift_articles@sopuli.xyz⁩

https://www.nytimes.com/2026/04/03/us/fema-gregg-phillips-waffle-house-teleportation.html?unlocked_article_code=1.YFA.9UOq.xkP7BtIy3sZJ

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  • OwOarchist@pawb.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    In other words, he got blackout drunk, lost all memory of the blackout period, and regained his senses in a Waffle House.

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    • calliope@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      It’s actually even stupider than that. He was literally on prescription drugs.

      On Wednesday, Mr. Phillips wrote on Truth Social, President Trump’s social media platform, that the incident took place while he was heavily medicated as part of a cancer treatment. But he also described it as a miracle performed by God.

      This is how you know someone is truly stupid. He was literally on drugs and he still fully believes his delusions.

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      • DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Tbf, abusing your cancer medication also helps explain the stupidity. Bro’s still high as fuck.

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