Plan ahead

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• Billy_fuccboi@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Man, 400 buttons just to get to a coochie that hasn’t been washed since last months river bath.

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  • swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Worth it

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    • Billy_fuccboi@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      When the pussy stank hit like smelling salts

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• Grail@multiverse.soulism.net ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I’ve been learning to use thee and thou correctly, and I’ve reached the point of understanding where I can no longer relate to you ignoramuses well enough to tell what this meme is supposed to mean. This text reads as nonsense to Me.

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  • SparroHawc@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    'Tis such a beautiful day that
    thou wilt not wear undergarments
    in case thou meetest John in the meadow

    Better?

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  • swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    It reads thus to thee, making plight on thine eyes / Albeit, for yours truly, thus readeth quite fine

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