US Health Secretary: I'm not scared of germs. I used to snort cocaine off of toilet seats”

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• eleijeep@piefed.social ⁨30⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  Smart. The germs can sense your fear and that’s when they strike.

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• TimboSlice@discuss.online ⁨29⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  This guy is so weird and gross.

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• Kyle_The_G@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  I believe him. did the brain worms make you do that? Fuck sakes this guy is a lunatic.

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• Bonesince1997@lemmy.world ⁨49⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  You don’t speak for us. You speak as a fucked up Kennedy. And literally, with that ridiculous voice. Our health secretary is deeply unhealthy.

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• notsosure@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  [nasal voice over intercom] Has patient number 13 reveived his sedatives yet?

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• artyom@piefed.social ⁨41⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  Probably half as dangerous as bathing in sewage. But vaccines, that’s the real harmful stuff!

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