spreads his ballsack out like batwings
FLY, MY PRETTIES, FLY!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!
Are ski jumpers enhancing their penises to fly further? WADA is ready to investigate
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Sylvartas@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
Next ski jumping Olympics is gonna require a penis inspection
moobythegoldensock@infosec.pub 3 weeks ago
TL;DR: “No.”