He/him

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• snek_boi@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Ada’s man speaks like this. Ada’s man has no pronouns. Ada’s man gave up pronouns ever since becoming Ada’s man.

  At first it felt manly. After all, Ada’s man was next to Ada. And Ada only let men next to Ada.

  Still, Ada’s man thinks it’s kinda weird to not be able to use pronouns.

  In fact, Ada’s man sorta regrets the whole thing.

  Ada’s man is often made fun of. Ada’s man has heard he speaks like cavemen. Ada’s man often feels dumb and excluded.

  The worst part is work. Ada’s man had to intervene at work. Ada’s man had to redact reports at work, removing all pronouns. This made Ada’s man feel humiliated. Ada’s man was made fun of by coworkers, bosses, and customers. The caveman comment was repeated again and again.

  However, over time, Ada’s man was accepted. Why? To start with, Ada’s man was a good worker. But more importantly, they (the coworkers) felt Ada’s man was in a toxic relationship with Ada. They knew Ada from Ada’s man and from Ada’s social media. And Ada sounded like an absolute pile of garbage.

  Over time, the cavemen comments stopped. They referred to Ada’s man as Ada’s man. And they saw Ada’s man with pity. They just hope someday Ada’s man would be unshackled from Ada’s man’s Ada.

  Months went by. Ada’s man felt the weight on Ada’s man’s shoulders. This didn’t feel like a good way to live. But Ada’s man is a man, and Ada’s man wants to be with Ada. It’s just that Ada’s man wonders if there could be a different way.

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  • muzzle@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Ada’s man was made fun of. Turns out, he’s often made fun of.

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    • snek_boi@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Thanks for the catch! Fixed!

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  • clubb@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Absolutely beautiful.

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  • loaf@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    This is poetry. Love this.

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• blarghly@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I hate everyone involved in this conversation, and the whole affair has made me largely unhappy with the world

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