Discussion Thread 🐚 Tuesday 27 January 2026

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• Seagoon_@aussie.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I cooked 20 snozzages yesterday, that’s 3 for each man, 2 for each wimmins , for 2 days

  it is not my fault if there are not enough today, I’m having my 2 , with mustard on bread and a little side salad and some strawberry coconut ice treats for dessert

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  • SituationCake@aussie.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    This sounds like a school maths problem. If Mrs Seagoon cooks 20 sausages to last 2 days, and serves 3 per man and 2 per winnings, then calculate the number of mans and wimmins.

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    • CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      = don’t look at my plate. I can’t help you.

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• Seagoon_@aussie.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Requiem for a Wiper Mop

  Metal Wiper Mop I hardly used you

  So much so I bent you outta shape, again

  So now it’s the trash for you

  and I’ll get a new one

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• Seagoon_@aussie.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  scrub that, I have been looking after my eyes everyday as per normal, it’s just so automatic now I forgot I even do it 🙂

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  • CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    How does one look after one’s eyes?

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    • Seagoon_@aussie.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I use a very warm compress for about 30 seconds, then use antibiotic wipes then use eye drops for dry eyes

      and I never ever leave make up on over night

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