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Remember the whole covid thing. Well instead of wearing a useless mask THIS GUY had the solution that actually worked

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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Mickey7@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • Broadfern@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I’m seeing a theme today, OP. Something on your mind?

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  • stoy@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Back in my early school years, I attended a school built on top of a hill, it had an exciting school yard, it had a wooded area, a small field, two football pitches and a secluded steep stone staircase where few teachers could see you.

    Anyway, during one winter I was down at the bottom end of the staircase playing during recess, and there was a brown plastic pipe leaking warm water coming out of the ground.

    I was fascinated by how it melted the snow, so I started playing with the water, it went on for a few days, possibly a week, only then did I suddenly see a tissue paper and brown stuff coming out of the pipe…

    Yeah, it was a pipe with raw sewage that I had played with, shortly thereafter the pipe was dealt with by the school.

    I am 37 now, and I was seldom sick as I grew up…

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  • Archangel1313@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I bet he’s got a chronic case of pink eye.

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    • Mickey7@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Well ass eating will do that to you

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  • ininewcrow@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I happen to be one of the people who weren’t severely affected by the virus but I chose to instead believe I was superhuman … and I went on to infect 400 people, 100 of which died because of me.

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