Careful out there yall

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• 20cello@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  well, some might see it as career advancement, not me ofc

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  • SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    The tax associate to prostitute pipeline is the standard industry career plan.

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• SurfinBird@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  My dyslexic brain always read the “violators will be prosecuted” signs as “prosecutors will be violated.”

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  • SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    We can arrange that too I’m sure

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• bizarroland@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  So I get free stuff and laid?

  like, holy shit, this is such an awesome place.

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• iAvicenna@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I know movies that start like this

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• Tollana1234567@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  so trafficking shoplifters.

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  • SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    How tf do I ‘yes and’ this 😭

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• nocklobster@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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