The torture department has been outsourced and will be delivered via zoom. Please make sure your laptop is plugged in and your camera is working prior to the next millennium.
Hell is short staffed atm
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themeatbridge@lemmy.world 2 months ago
aeronmelon@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Hell just turns the fires down for a brief moment now because refrigeration is expensive.
Also, the Groundhog can no longer be observed by the public because his lawyer said it was a hostile work environment.
ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
River Styx has been paved over so now you have to pay Caron the bus driver instead
Wild_Mastic@lemmy.world 5 days ago
Cerberus was considered a luxurious pet, now it has been reduced to a 3 headed chihuahua.