Submitted 5 days ago by burgerchurgarr@lemmus.org to [deleted]
Hey! So I was browsing Facebook the other day and found this new thing called CrossFit. I started doing it because everyone on tumblr is hotter than me and I’ve been loving it!
It’s like sports, just better.
I do CrossFit btw.
Is cross fit the opposite of naught fit?
No, it’s where you have a jesus fetish
CrossFit founder: this is not a Jesus thing!
Churches: We’ll give you money if it’s a Jesus thing
CrossFit founder: this can be a Jesus thing
Stand for the flag, kneel for the CrossFit
Pardon me sir, do you have a minute to talk about our lord and savior CrossFit?
How are your back and knees?
And shins
kn33@lemmy.world 5 days ago
You can CrossFuck off
kn33@lemmy.world 5 days ago
^^^(I really hope enough people get that reference that I don’t just sound like an asshole)
QueenMidna@lemmy.ca 5 days ago
I could watch kids fall off their bikes all day