Why am I reading this, I should be reading articles
i love preliminary research
Submitted 4 weeks ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz
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NONE_dc@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
“More… I need more knowledge… I need to know more…”
“H-How much more…?”
“EVERYTHING”
zzx@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
This is literally me, except I never seem to get burnt out, I must consume all the knowledge in the universe
ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 4 weeks ago
Just add so many references in your paper that reviewers can’t be bothered to look any of them up. That way it’ll also be less obvious when you add the references the reviewers ask for.
propter_hog@hexbear.net 4 weeks ago
Just sent this to my coauthors
Zkuld@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Real chad scientists never do preliminary reading, just guess correctly and clear up any differences with the reviewers via arm wrestling - obviously