This is not a drill! Our Moarteens are assembled and the only step left is sharpening. We need to provide Ulrik with everyone’s shipping addresses, so that he can invoice us, and we can invoice you.

Project Moarteen Organising Committee (PMOC/OCPM), why are you telling us this, don’t you have our addresses?

Yes, we do, but the original sign up thread closed 6 month ago, so some shipping addresses might have changed.

Good point! How do you suggest we proceed, PMOC?

If you have moved in the last 6 month, send your updated shipping address to rwetshavingsubexclusives@gmail.com. Use the email address you’ve registered at sign up so we know that you’re not a scammer stealing someone’s identity. If you have lost access to that email address, or have any doubts or questions contact either u/gcgallant or u/djundjila directly and we’ll help you out.

PMOC, what happens if I forget to update my shipping address?

Then your invoice will be based on the shipping cost for the old address. When you’ll get the invoice from us, we’ll include the shipping address, so you’ll have a second chance to notice your mistake. At this point, you’ll be able to fix the oversight, but it might mean a delay because we’ll have to have Ulrik issue a new invoice.

Since we pay the Moarteens in bulk, any delay affects everyone, so don’t be a dick pwettypwease.

What’s the timeline for this, PMOC?

Send us your update until Wed Apr 03, 17:00 GMT. At this point, we’ll send the shipping addresses to Ulrik.

That sounds great, what’s next after that?

Ulrik will determine everyone’s shipping cost and let us know. You’ll then get an invoice to pay the remainder of your Moarteen funds to rwetshavingsubexclusives@gmail.com . As always if someone asks you to pay into a different account, that’s not us, don’t fall for a scam.

Moarteen!