The mistake was developing higher brain functions.

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• Chickenstalker@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Our lung-fish ancestors were cowards. When the seas got too spicy, they swam to the shores and marshes to hide like hikikomori neets.

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  • metallic_z3r0@infosec.pub ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Fortunately, our much closer mammalian cousins were brave enough to swim back, and now some of them tip over boats for fun.

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• PalmTreeIsBestTree@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Our asses should have stayed in the primordial soup

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• idunnololz@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  When I grow up I want to be a hoose cat of a middle class family.

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  • zakobjoa@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Sooo, in Canada?

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