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Who needs cameras when you can have Jesus

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Submitted ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Mickey7@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • ininewcrow@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    All powerful, all seeing, all controlling, all creating being can see, do and create whatever and whoever they want, knows the future, the past and the present … but gets upset when I masturbate in secret

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    • IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      in secret

      He ashamed of you for not being brave enough to do it in your town square.

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    • einlander@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Don’t hide it under a bushel. No, Let it shine!

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  • manucode@infosec.pub ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You’ve heard of Elf on a Shelf, but now get ready for The Lamb on a Door Jamb.

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