Who needs cameras when you can have Jesus

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• ininewcrow@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  All powerful, all seeing, all controlling, all creating being can see, do and create whatever and whoever they want, knows the future, the past and the present … but gets upset when I masturbate in secret

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  • IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    in secret

    He ashamed of you for not being brave enough to do it in your town square.

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  • einlander@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Don’t hide it under a bushel. No, Let it shine!

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• manucode@infosec.pub ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  You’ve heard of Elf on a Shelf, but now get ready for The Lamb on a Door Jamb.

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