TFW you see the toilet paper after the first wipe when your haemorrhoids flare up badly

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• peanuts4life@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Get a bidet, friend

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  • PillBugTheGreat@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Agree, but bidet dont trump ibs/flair ups. Them roids gotta pop or be absorbed.

    Up that fiber. Eat tree bark for maximum prevention.

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    • Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Tree bark is too scratchy. Psyllium ftw

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• Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  When you go to flush and the water looks like borscht

  Metamucil time

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• BrundleFly2077@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Truly, the shittest if posts.

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• ProbablyBaysean@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Ground up plastic FTW: miralax

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