Drunk, lost my phone, super thirsty, gotta pee ultra bad, lost in the dark. (Again)

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• SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  This is why I have strategically placed night lights in my house

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  • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I sprinkle LEGO around before inviting friends over.

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    • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Me too, but it’s to play with.

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    • Atherel@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      When you step on it:

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• Oaksey@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  also, they had room carpeted but haven’t shaved the bottom of the door off yet, so the door is very reluctant to open even when found…

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