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• lath@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  According to research, it takes around 2000 work hours for the average academia researcher to start making shit up in order to publish a paper.

  Source: an average academia researcher.

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  • qooqie@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I see you just made shit up you must be very well published

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  • fossilesque@mander.xyz ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    75% of that time is an existential crisis.

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• cabron_offsets@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Nah bruv, don’t wish that upon your kids.

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  • andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Something-something, Geneva convention.

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• flora_explora@beehaw.org ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Well, and if you then still keep on procrastinating you’ll get burned put and have to resign from academia :'(

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