Would You Trip Out If A Woman Spanked You And Said:

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• wesker@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I’d be a bit offended she called it “little.”

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  • Sexypink@exploding-heads.com ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You have a fat ass? Lol

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    • wesker@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It’s white boy dumpy summer.

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• Calculate2093@exploding-heads.com ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I’d probably just laugh.

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  • Sexypink@exploding-heads.com ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    🤣

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• Scruffy_Nerfherder@exploding-heads.com ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  It better be my wife.

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  • Sexypink@exploding-heads.com ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    What if it was some random chick? How would you respond to that?

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    • maga_force@exploding-heads.com ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      How hot?

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• PrimordialChaos@exploding-heads.com ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I’d feel challenged and attempt to initiate a high stakes game of rock, paper, scissors.

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  • Sexypink@exploding-heads.com ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Why not just accept the spank?

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    • PrimordialChaos@exploding-heads.com ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I was pretty clear that the spank was accepted and conversationally the stakes were raised.

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• sj_zero@lotide.fbxl.net ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Last woman who tried that hurt her hand. It was really funny.

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  • Sexypink@exploding-heads.com ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Do you have a Boulder for an ass?

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    • sj_zero@lotide.fbxl.net ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I secretly have buns of steel.

      I've always done some serious athletic things at times. For example, I took on long distance cycling and would ride for hours and hundreds of miles of hard riding over hilly terrain. Lately, I've been going for 4 mile walks every day I have off with my son (in his stroller), and over this summer I've had like 11 days off at a stretch, so I did a lot of walking.

      It adds up. Then someone decides they're gonna be funny and they hit a brick wall where they expected a pillow.

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• boxcar@exploding-heads.com ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I’d press charges for sexual assault… then sue her for mental anguish… and then buy a real monkey whore. one with grip strength in her ass flaps.

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  • Sexypink@exploding-heads.com ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Remind me to never mess with you

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    • boxcar@exploding-heads.com ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      yea, I’m no fun anymore… ever since that one time I caressed a lady’s butthole through her pants and paid dearly for it. I’ve learnt.

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• blur457@lemmy.zip ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  How attractive is the woman?

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  • Sexypink@exploding-heads.com ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Pretty attractive

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