“I’m gunna get that little ass”
Like how would that make you feel as a man?
Submitted 1 year ago by Sexypink@exploding-heads.com to askexplodingheads@exploding-heads.com
“I’m gunna get that little ass”
Like how would that make you feel as a man?
I’d probably just laugh.
🤣
It better be my wife.
What if it was some random chick? How would you respond to that?
I’d feel challenged and attempt to initiate a high stakes game of rock, paper, scissors.
Why not just accept the spank?
I was pretty clear that the spank was accepted and conversationally the stakes were raised.
Last woman who tried that hurt her hand. It was really funny.
Do you have a Boulder for an ass?
I secretly have buns of steel.
I've always done some serious athletic things at times. For example, I took on long distance cycling and would ride for hours and hundreds of miles of hard riding over hilly terrain. Lately, I've been going for 4 mile walks every day I have off with my son (in his stroller), and over this summer I've had like 11 days off at a stretch, so I did a lot of walking.
It adds up. Then someone decides they're gonna be funny and they hit a brick wall where they expected a pillow.
I’d press charges for sexual assault… then sue her for mental anguish… and then buy a real monkey whore. one with grip strength in her ass flaps.
Remind me to never mess with you
yea, I’m no fun anymore… ever since that one time I caressed a lady’s butthole through her pants and paid dearly for it. I’ve learnt.
How attractive is the woman?
Pretty attractive
wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 1 year ago
I’d be a bit offended she called it “little.”
Sexypink@exploding-heads.com 1 year ago
You have a fat ass? Lol
wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 1 year ago
It’s white boy dumpy summer.