Challenge: reading google chromes blog without throwing up

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• leekleak@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I mean fuck Google and all, but this is just an announcement that they are copying Firefox’s way of display download information. Did I miss something?

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  • 1984@lemmy.today ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It’s how they are talking in the blog post… You don’t see it?

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    • leekleak@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I mean is this your first time hearing corporate/marketing speech on the internet? I don’t like it myself either, but it is not like it kills children in africa…

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• Certainly_No_Brit@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  An awful lot of text for “We made a new Downloads UI.”

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  • VelociCatTurd@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I think it’s pretty brave of them to make the bold decision to do what Edge and Firefox literally already do.

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    • RickRussell_CA@kbin.social ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I guess they had an epiphany.

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• RickRussell_CA@kbin.social ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I'm gonna call this intentional satire:

  https://i.imgur.com/4HqZf5i.jpg

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  • markstos@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It overruns on mobile Safari, too. It’s Ok, I just used the new download feature to download the rest of the sentences.

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    • RickRussell_CA@kbin.social ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Did you enjoy your core download journey?

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• faceless@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  so they copied Mozilla’s downloads ui? that’s an improvement for chrome imo

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• EarthlingHazard@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I guess I shouldn’t be surprised if the page looks like shit on Firefox Mobile

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  • faceless@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    don’t worry, it does (I use mull, which is a fork of Firefox for android

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• skullgiver@popplesburger.hilciferous.nl ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  The shit marketing people will come up with is so funny. Someone got paid to write all this!

  This is nothing compared to the verbal barf Microsoft managed to put online.

  I imagine most of the filler text got spit out by AI.

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  • RickRussell_CA@kbin.social ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    As someone who has geeked out on fonts since we were trading bitmap fonts for System 5 on the Mac, I can say that article is fine. Believe it or not, all of that actually matters to graphic design/text design people.

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  • 1984@lemmy.today ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I got to “crown keeper of communication” and then I had to turn it off. Jesus.

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• Gamey@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Pro tip, just don’t breath whenever the anger gets worse, you will pass out before you throw up! ;)

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• butter@midwest.social ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Not a shitpost

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• shitpost@doom.broker ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  true

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