Gotta keep that resume updated

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• HowManyNimons@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  With the right emojis this could be a really unbearable LinkedIn post.

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  • Sotuanduso@lemm.ee ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    hits rock bottom 🪨📉😭
    *adds geologist to resume 🧑‍🔬🔬🪨😁

    *Has meltdown 😡🤯💥
    Adds nuclear physicist to resume ⚛️🧑‍🔬🏭😎

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    • Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Your resume really stood out to us but we’ve heard some disturbing allegations of misconduct regarding your treatment of rocks we wanted to give you the opportunity to address.

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  • sik0fewl@lemmy.ca ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    😂😂😂

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• otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Invents a psychological theory to cover for own incestual fantasies, dabbles in psychiatry to normalize drug habits.

  Adds Freud to resume

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• SzethFriendOfNimi@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Has hissy fit Adds herpetologist to resume

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• SoylentBlake@lemm.ee ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Has existential crisis Adds philosopher to resume

  Binges new rabbit hole every night Adds polymath to resume

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• NotMVD@lemmynsfw.com ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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