Not only did I accidentally break up your marriage 12 years ago, I’m also incredibly abrasive, smell like I’ve not showered in several days, and when I visit your house I always remove the toilet paper roll and make sure to put it the opposite direction when I put it back into the holder. And I hissed at your cat.
Life advice
Submitted 8 months ago by Tixanou@lemm.ee to [deleted]
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Comments
GooberEar@lemmy.wtf 8 months ago
Etterra@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Might as well be guilty of the accusations of you can’t get out of them.
TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com 8 months ago
“assume the golden rule && you are a masochist”
Fizz@lemmy.nz 8 months ago
Always burn the bridge and go full nuclear. No matter how small the issue.
don@lemm.ee 8 months ago
You have an eyebrow hair out of place. Enjoy your polonium fucking tea.