I thought for a second this was Mike Sparks of AeroGavin fame and the shitpost universe was about to collapse.
First Jan. 6 Rioter to Enter Capitol Gets More Than 4 Years in Prison: Michael Sparks, 47, was the first rioter to breach the Capitol and among the first to be confronted by Officer Goodman
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The_Che_Banana@beehaw.org 2 months ago
Get fucked, traitor.