Boosting that CV

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• Dirk@lemmy.ml ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Someone likes their reply to a technical question
  * adds senior IT support specialist to resume

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  • nichtburningturtle@feddit.org ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Hits F12

    * adds 10x developer to resume

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    • ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Views Source on a web page.

      • adds Javascript Programmer to resume

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• DahGangalang@infosec.pub ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  They asked if I had a degree in theoretical physics.

  I said I have a theoretical degree in physics.

  They said welcome aboard.

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• Broken_Monitor@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Pretty sure a meltdown is the last thing a nuclear physicist would want on their CV

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  • kopasz7@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You know how expensive that experience is? You can’t get that elsewhere.

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    • WeirdAlex03@lemmy.zip ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      “I have not failed. I’ve just found 10,000 ways that won’t work.”

      - Thomas Edison, Nuclear Physicist

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    • Inktvip@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I have a cousin that works at a petrochem plant. He told me that all the “common trips” never really happen since they’ve been drilled on how and what to do and how to prevent them, but the second shit really does go down you better have a senior around that has seen that specific trip before. Especially considering there’s tens/hundreds of thousands worth of produce being burned off by the second until things are back under control.

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  • ironhydroxide@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Can’t argue with experience.

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  • lolcatnip@reddthat.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    A metallurgist, though…

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• friendly_ghost@beehaw.org ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Blows up in an argument *adds explosives specialist to resume

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• wiase@discuss.online ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Why is the OP’s handle blurred out in the screenshot.

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  • 0laura@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    it’s probably a screenshot from reddit where sharing someone’s username is against the rules because “doxing” or something like that.

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    • wiase@discuss.online ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It is clearly a tweet. It even says twitter web client on there.

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