They asked if I had a degree in theoretical physics.
I said I have a theoretical degree in physics.
They said welcome aboard.
Boosting that CV
Submitted 3 months ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz
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DahGangalang@infosec.pub 2 months ago
Broken_Monitor@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Pretty sure a meltdown is the last thing a nuclear physicist would want on their CV
kopasz7@lemmy.world 2 months ago
You know how expensive that experience is? You can’t get that elsewhere.
WeirdAlex03@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
“I have not failed. I’ve just found 10,000 ways that won’t work.”
- Thomas Edison, Nuclear Physicist
Inktvip@lemm.ee 2 months ago
I have a cousin that works at a petrochem plant. He told me that all the “common trips” never really happen since they’ve been drilled on how and what to do and how to prevent them, but the second shit really does go down you better have a senior around that has seen that specific trip before. Especially considering there’s tens/hundreds of thousands worth of produce being burned off by the second until things are back under control.
ironhydroxide@sh.itjust.works 3 months ago
Can’t argue with experience.
lolcatnip@reddthat.com 2 months ago
A metallurgist, though…
friendly_ghost@beehaw.org 2 months ago
Blows up in an argument *adds explosives specialist to resume
wiase@discuss.online 2 months ago
Why is the OP’s handle blurred out in the screenshot.
0laura@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
it’s probably a screenshot from reddit where sharing someone’s username is against the rules because “doxing” or something like that.
wiase@discuss.online 1 week ago
It is clearly a tweet. It even says twitter web client on there.
Dirk@lemmy.ml 3 months ago
Someone likes their reply to a technical question
* adds senior IT support specialist to resume
nichtburningturtle@feddit.org 3 months ago
Hits F12
* adds 10x developer to resume
ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Views Source on a web page.