It took me too long to realize that the “two people” were the ones in the background and not Zuck and the llama.
May be an image of two people
Submitted 3 months ago by petrescatraian@libranet.de to memes@sopuli.xyz
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Karcinogen@discuss.tchncs.de 3 months ago
ssm@lemmy.sdf.org 3 months ago
I think goats are closer biologically to humans than lizards.
some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 3 months ago
zazo@lemmy.world 3 months ago
damn finally got rid of that yee-yee ass haircut - and the ginger dude is also looking fresh
Schmuppes@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Did you know that the literal German translation of his name is “Mark Sugamountain”?
nick@midwest.social 3 months ago
I don’t even see one person here
hitmyspot@aussie.zone 3 months ago
Look over the robots left shoulder, your right.
nick@midwest.social 3 months ago
People!
southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 3 months ago
Okay, this is petty as hell, and I hate when people do this thing I’m about to do, but I’m a flawed human being, and don’t feel like resisting.
Dude looks even more alien now that he’s pretending to be human looking. The fucking llama (or is it alpaca? I can tell the difference at a glance) looks more human than he does, and shit ton less punchable.
Also, I hate the whole “punchable face” thing, but holy shit, I want to punch that one. Like, the dude makes me irrational with disgust for him, but that smug look on his face turns it into a genuine wish to do him violence.
Even bezos doesn’t make me want to actually punch him.
Like, there’s three people on the planet that I haven’t punched that I would punch given the opportunity, and this fucker is one of them, and it partially comes down to his stupid, smug face in a way the others don’t.
Dude could become a trillionaire off of me if he charged a quarter per punch and gave me enough credit. I’m too fucking poor to pay it all up front, but I would gladly spend the rest of my life punching him right in the face every single day, multiple times a day.
Fuck that guy and his stupid face.
QuentinCallaghan@sopuli.xyz 3 months ago
Is Zucc starting to look like Rand Paul?