It took me too long to realize that the “two people” were the ones in the background and not Zuck and the llama.
May be an image of two people
Submitted 11 months ago by petrescatraian@libranet.de to memes@sopuli.xyz
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Karcinogen@discuss.tchncs.de 11 months ago
ssm@lemmy.sdf.org 10 months ago
I think goats are closer biologically to humans than lizards.
some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 11 months ago
zazo@lemmy.world 10 months ago
damn finally got rid of that yee-yee ass haircut - and the ginger dude is also looking fresh
Schmuppes@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Did you know that the literal German translation of his name is “Mark Sugamountain”?
nick@midwest.social 11 months ago
I don’t even see one person here
hitmyspot@aussie.zone 11 months ago
Look over the robots left shoulder, your right.
nick@midwest.social 11 months ago
People!
southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Okay, this is petty as hell, and I hate when people do this thing I’m about to do, but I’m a flawed human being, and don’t feel like resisting.
Dude looks even more alien now that he’s pretending to be human looking. The fucking llama (or is it alpaca? I can tell the difference at a glance) looks more human than he does, and shit ton less punchable.
Also, I hate the whole “punchable face” thing, but holy shit, I want to punch that one. Like, the dude makes me irrational with disgust for him, but that smug look on his face turns it into a genuine wish to do him violence.
Even bezos doesn’t make me want to actually punch him.
Like, there’s three people on the planet that I haven’t punched that I would punch given the opportunity, and this fucker is one of them, and it partially comes down to his stupid, smug face in a way the others don’t.
Dude could become a trillionaire off of me if he charged a quarter per punch and gave me enough credit. I’m too fucking poor to pay it all up front, but I would gladly spend the rest of my life punching him right in the face every single day, multiple times a day.
Fuck that guy and his stupid face.
QuentinCallaghan@sopuli.xyz 11 months ago
Is Zucc starting to look like Rand Paul?