20 years of this and never regretted it. Need to use a vape pen when in the office. Synthetic urine exists.
Late for work
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LastoftheDinosaurs@reddthat.com 1 month ago
ggppjj@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Synthetic urine exists.
Yeah, but it never tastes quite the same.
SidewaysHighways@lemmy.world 1 month ago
But it’s still sterile though, and I like the taste
tourist@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I cannot work while high. I’ve seen others do it, quite impressively, but the paranoia alone would literally kill me.
Tried doing a simple create-react-app under the influence once (off the clock). Shit took me a full hour to get running.
Called it a night and played the new system shock instead. Oh my god that was fucking amazing.
LastoftheDinosaurs@reddthat.com 1 month ago
You might have a normally functioning brain, though. This is essentially a self-medicating starter pack for people with ADHD.
TheMightyCanuck@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Also living places without draconian laws also exists
LastoftheDinosaurs@reddthat.com 1 month ago
I completely forgot there were alternatives to this.
improbablypoopingrn@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
The ‘hippie speedball’
TheMightyCanuck@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
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Schorsch@feddit.org 1 month ago
¿¡Porque no los quatros!?