Welcome to getting old, it just keeps getting worse then you die.
Anon gets confused
Submitted 10 months ago by MrJameGumb@lemmy.world to greentext@sh.itjust.works
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CarbonatedPastaSauce@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Isoprenoid@programming.dev 10 months ago
eats crap food for years starts to feel crap
“Must be getting old.”
echodot@feddit.uk 10 months ago
Well according to every 113-year-old they’ve ever interviewed the secret to life is smoke 80 packs a day. So you never know perhaps junk food really is the elixir of life
CarbonatedPastaSauce@lemmy.world 10 months ago
That’s not it at all. But you’ll see.
Leate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
I’ve started adding spinach to my sandwiches and I feel fucking amazing now.
Boxscape@lemmy.sdf.org 10 months ago
Nikki@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Leafy greens are a real world stamina potion
theneverfox@pawb.social 10 months ago
Leafy greens are a real world stamina potion
Anarki_@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 months ago
Got the stamina to post four times in a row. Nice!
sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
anothercatgirl@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 months ago
Eat your vegetables lmao. Foods to feel good:
- Vegetables
- Fruits
- Dairy
- Meat
- Starchy (makes you tired) Next time eat a salad.
sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Instructions unclear, just ate a massive salad made from cheetos and slim jims and feel like crap. Screw you and your advice. :)
lessthanluigi@lemmy.world 10 months ago
You have finally put on the They Live! shades, and have now seen how shit the food is. Now that you know it sucks, you are now a free man, anon!
vulgarcynic@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Anytime I travel out of the States the food is (almost) always better. Even the worst meals in Europe are generally better quality wise than here.
I try to maintain a healthier diet when I return but, man is it difficult when everything seems to be processed.
lessthanluigi@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Funny, I just came back from Croatia, and I would also agree. The EU has better food regulations than America as well.