Welcome to getting old, it just keeps getting worse then you die.
Anon gets confused
Submitted 1 month ago by MrJameGumb@lemmy.world to greentext@sh.itjust.works
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CarbonatedPastaSauce@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Isoprenoid@programming.dev 1 month ago
eats crap food for years starts to feel crap
“Must be getting old.”
echodot@feddit.uk 1 month ago
Well according to every 113-year-old they’ve ever interviewed the secret to life is smoke 80 packs a day. So you never know perhaps junk food really is the elixir of life
CarbonatedPastaSauce@lemmy.world 1 month ago
That’s not it at all. But you’ll see.
Leate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
I’ve started adding spinach to my sandwiches and I feel fucking amazing now.
Boxscape@lemmy.sdf.org 1 month ago
Nikki@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Leafy greens are a real world stamina potion
theneverfox@pawb.social 1 month ago
Leafy greens are a real world stamina potion
Anarki_@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
Got the stamina to post four times in a row. Nice!
sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
anothercatgirl@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
Eat your vegetables lmao. Foods to feel good:
- Vegetables
- Fruits
- Dairy
- Meat
- Starchy (makes you tired) Next time eat a salad.
sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Instructions unclear, just ate a massive salad made from cheetos and slim jims and feel like crap. Screw you and your advice. :)
lessthanluigi@lemmy.world 1 month ago
You have finally put on the They Live! shades, and have now seen how shit the food is. Now that you know it sucks, you are now a free man, anon!
vulgarcynic@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Anytime I travel out of the States the food is (almost) always better. Even the worst meals in Europe are generally better quality wise than here.
I try to maintain a healthier diet when I return but, man is it difficult when everything seems to be processed.
lessthanluigi@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Funny, I just came back from Croatia, and I would also agree. The EU has better food regulations than America as well.