"How old am i" and "where are my pants"

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• Matthew_Gasoline@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I took a nap today. When I woke up I asked my wife what time it was. She said 5:30. I still had to ask her if it was Sunday. It is indeed still Sunday.

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  • Metype@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You made me check the date, if you’d have asked me before now I would have pretty confidently said it was Wednesday

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    • Resol@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      When I woke up, I thought it was Monday.

      It is 1:18am by the time I’m writing this in my timezone, so it is indeed Monday right now (at least where I am).

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• Varyk@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I inquisitively double check to make sure I am wearing all necessary clothes before opening the door.

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  • PinkyCoyote@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    IG you can tho k of the word inquisitively, you need not check

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    • can@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I suspect my vocabulary will last longer than my general sense of what’s going on

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• therealjcdenton@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  That’s not funny.

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  • PinkyCoyote@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    What is funny?

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    • therealjcdenton@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Image

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• davidagain@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Donald? Is that you?

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