If you’re going to take an opiate, take kratom instead. At least that way you won’t feel like you’re fucking dying when the withdrawal hits.
Oxycodone
Submitted 11 months ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz
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Psythik@lemmy.world 11 months ago
CaptSatelliteJack@lemy.lol 11 months ago
As a pharmacy tech, that’s actually a very good picture of a pharmacist explaining that no, Mr. Oxy Addict, you cannot refill your 30 day C2 prescription 8 days after you picked up the last one.
aeronmelon@lemmy.world 11 months ago
If he fulfills enough prescriptions, he gets a scepter.