God says He's sorry about creating Republicans

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• skeezix@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  God fucked up. These results aren’t what you’d expect of a supreme selfless god. This is what you’d expect from an office temp god with a bad attitude.

  Between you and me, in any decently run universe this god would have been out on his all-powerful ass a long time ago.

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  • KingJalopy@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    He was doing this job 14 billion years before we got here. I get burned out at every job by the first year. I wouldn’t give a shit either about us.

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• lowleveldata@programming.dev ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Really? Where’s the flood?

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  • nifty@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    In Florida, for now

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• RIPandTERROR@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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• flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I like this spin, well done

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